|Team Feral and the Feral F#$wit! Opening act for P!nk...
||[Apr. 24th, 2007|01:52 pm]
Ok Deb fixed the Internets so I can upload the entry I did last nite. |
Ok now I have had some sleep we can get down to business!! We got to the Entertainment Centre just before 5 and there really wasn't that many people there. Fabulous Pauly had already got there and was waiting in line. We joined him... then the fun began!!
Feral old people in the line trying desperately to recapture their youth and only suceeding in acting like spoilt 13 year old brats. We were all standing in line and deb wanted a smoke so she politely moved out of the line to have her smoke. Fair enough. You would think that would be the polite thing to do. Not so the fuckwit in front of us. He was smoking away and I made a comment to Paul and Deb along the lines of don't be so damn inconsiderate and move out of the line when smoking, what if one of us was ashmatic or something. This fuckwit turns and gives as a look of death as does his dog of a girlfriend/wife but it doesn't stop there... He then turns and deliberately faces me and blows smoke directly into my face!!I'm like back the fuck off you rude c%#t!!!
I snap out before my self preservation instincts kick in. "Ok that is not on you do not blow smoke in my face" That is the worst form of bad manners. It is one of, if not THE rudest thing a smoker can do to a non smoker. Then things started to get fun!! NOT! These guys just wouldn't shut up, they just kept going on and on about it. I turned to Paul and said something like "what are you doing at a Pink concert anyway" Seriously these guys were like late 30's and looked like they should be at the Slug and Lettuce (as Paul put it). Oh that got them started! We just tuned them out and tried to ignore them. Then another friend of there's rocked up. And the were like "We don't belong here! Some people said we don't belong here!" and she pointed to us. Her friend takes one look at us and says "why coz we are not fat and ugly"
I'm just sitting there thinking, well firstly that is not what I said don't twist my words mother fucker! My self preservation instinct had finally showed up. Then I started thinking what are we in high school??!! Seriously these guys would not SHUT UP!! We were over it and trying to ignore them and just wait for the doors to open. Feral Fucker (from now on known as FF) had left the line and when he can back he barreled his way past me, deliberately stepping on my foots and pushing me out the way when there was plenty of room for him to get past. I REALLY wanted to say something to him but he had started drinking and it would have been all bad. Him and all his feral friends were drinking... oh joy.
When we finally got inside we ran as close to the stage as we could (as you do!) and how should be right there but Team Feral!! I was freaking for awhile there. Between The Andriods and Pink FF left/got thrown out we're not sure which. He just stormed thru everyone, yelling "get the fuck out of my way!" Am assuming he did that all the way thru the crowd. Thankfully he did not return. He either got stuck at the back or refused entry coz he was a Feral Fuckwit!!
Ok that was my P!nk concert vent. I had to do that. Will get to the good stuff next entry!